STATUS: UNDETECTED* *according to bifsterr

Just good
game sense.™

The DMA card bifsterr definitely doesn't use, now for Arena Breakout: Infinite. Pre-fire every hallway in Forbidden TV Station, know where Bernard is before Bernard does, and tell chat it was “just audio.”

Watch the “game sense”

*Not a real product. This is a joke site. There is nothing to buy. Please don't email us.

0
ACE detections he'll admit to
100%
of kills were “audio”
1,337
excuses preloaded
// features

Everything you need to go 40–0 in Forbidden TV
and blame it on your headset.

[ESP]

Map Knowledge™

See every Operator through every wall and every floor of TV Station. When chat asks, say you “heard footsteps.” From three floors up. Through concrete. (Also works on the other five maps, apparently. bif wouldn't know.)

[AIM]

Crosshair Placement™

Your crosshair drifts toward heads the same way bifsterr drifts back into Forbidden TV Station after every single raid. Humanizer included — it misses on purpose sometimes for the clip.

[LOOT]

Lucky Spawns™

Highlights every red on the map and hides the whites, greens and blues, because you're better than that. Chat will call it luck. You will call it luck. We'll call it 6.9M Koen a month.

[BOSS]

Boss Tracker

Shows Kurt, Bernard and Rolf through every wall in TV Station, so you can “just check” where they are every single raid. Tracks every boss except one. See the list →

[EXCUSE]

Auto-Excuse Engine™

Generates context-appropriate excuses in real time, so you're never caught without a reason for that three-wall pre-fire. Try the live demo →

[HW]

Second PC in a Trenchcoat

Runs on separate hardware so ACE can't see it. The only ones who can see it are literally every viewer.

// boss esp

Every boss in Forbidden TV.
Except one.

  • TV Station Kurt (the leader) TRACKED
  • TV Station Bernard (the sniper) TRACKED
  • TV Station Rolf TRACKED
  • Other maps Ajax Jones · Doss Anthony · Renoir Anthony · Hecate (bif only plays TV) NEVER LOADED
  • ??? Bartholomew UNTRACKABLE

Bartholomew isn't on any map. He isn't in the patch notes. ACE has never heard of him. BifDMA has scanned every raid on every difficulty and has never once seen him coming. You only ever hear him, right before it happens:

“My name is Bartholomew and I'm gonna zap you!”

// live demo

Auto-Excuse Engine™

Just killed Bernard through two walls and a floor on TV Station? Chat spamming “?????”? Hit the button. Read it out loud. Go back to looting.

Trained on thousands of hours of streamer VODs. Accuracy: extremely believable (to you).

chat: “?????? how did he know”
“That's just crosshair placement, bro.”
Excuses used: 0
// pricing

Pick your level of sus.

Lockdown

420K Koen/day

  • Aim assist (lightly)
  • Loot ESP (purples and golds only)
  • 1 excuse per raid
  • Still gets sniped by Bernard
MOST SUS

Forbidden

6.9M Koen/month

  • Full Map Knowledge™ for TV Station (other 5 maps included, never used)
  • Red ESP (every red, every raid)
  • Boss Tracker
  • Unlimited Auto-Excuse Engine™
  • Streamer Mode (hides the overlay, not the pre-fires)

The Bif

Your reputation

  • Everything in Forbidden
  • “is he cheating?” in chat every 45 seconds, guaranteed
  • A Trophy Room full of reds you'll have to explain
  • 1 jar of Nova's Secret Sauce
  • Bartholomew protection (nothing protects you from Bartholomew)
// premium add-on

Nova's Secret Sauce™

Finds every red on the map. Then puts a red in every single one of your safes. Nobody knows how. Nova isn't telling.

  • Red Finder — every red on the map, highlighted through every wall, floor and ceiling of TV Station.
  • Safe Spawner — open a safe, get a red. Open another safe, get another red. Every. Single. Safe.
  • Trophy Room Filler — your whole display case, full of reds, by Tuesday.
  • The recipe — classified. Ingredients: 100% reds, 0% explanation.
RED SPAWN RATE100%
// reviews

Trusted by dozens of Operators who are now banned.

★★★★★
Bought it, went 40–0 in Forbidden TV, got hardware banned by ACE before I reached extract. Still worth it.
— BotLivesMatter
★★★★★
The Auto-Excuse Engine alone is worth the Koen. “I heard him breathing” works every single time.
— ExtractCampEnjoyer
★★★★★
Didn't make me as good as bif. Apparently that part is “skill.” Refund please.
— reallyNotSalty
★★★★★
Found a red in Forbidden TV in the first 20 seconds. Chat called me a cheater. I said “game sense.” We're the same now.
— RedHunterKyle
★★★★★
Boss Tracker showed me exactly where Bernard was. He still sniped me first. Is there a DMA for aim?
— SprayAndPray2009
★★★★★
My name is Bartholomew and I'm gonna zap you!
— Bartholomew (verified zapper)
// faq

Frequently Accused Questions

Is this real?

No. It's a joke. There is no DMA, no download, and no checkout. bifsterr doesn't make or sell cheats — his chat just really, really likes accusing him of using them.

So is bifsterr cheating?

Officially: no. His chat: every single raid. Our legal team (one guy named Kyle): “no comment.” The most likely explanation is that he's just annoyingly good at the game.

Does it work on maps other than TV Station?

Technically it works on Farm, Valley, Northridge, Armory and Airport too, on every difficulty. We can't confirm, because bif has never loaded into any of them. Also it doesn't exist.

Will ACE detect it?

ACE can't detect something that doesn't exist. And please don't ask for a key in bif's Discord. There isn't one.

Who is Bartholomew?

Nobody knows. He isn't on any map, he isn't in any patch notes, and Boss Tracker has never seen him. Weirdly, nobody has ever seen him and bifsterr in the same raid. All we know is his name is Bartholomew, and he's gonna zap you.

What's in Nova's Secret Sauce?

Nobody knows. Nova won't say. All we know is that every safe has a red in it, and that is not how safes work.

Can I pay in Bonds?

You can't pay in anything. Keep your Bonds.

What's your refund policy?

You can't get a refund on something you can't buy. Galaxy brain.

I pre-fired someone through a wall with no cheats. Am I bif now?

Congratulations. Welcome to the game sense club. Your chat will now call you a cheater forever.

// see it live

Don't take our word for it.

twitch.tv/bifsterr

Watch the “game sense” live

Forbidden TV Station, every raid, no other maps. Watch him “just hear footsteps” in real time and decide for yourself. Be nice in chat — he's probably just good.

Watch on Twitch
discord.gg/mrNfATKPs5

Join the Discord

Hang out with the rest of chat, post clips, and argue about whether that was audio. Bartholomew may be lurking. No, there are no keys.

Join the Discord

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